Pass a Drug Test (THC) in 2 Hours for Dirt Cheap w/ Certo – 98% Guaranteed (Semi-Live Experiment)



This was my first time trying Certo (a product that everyone SWEARS by). Did it work? Watch the video in its entirety to see step by step, first hand, how it worked …

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  1. I have a drug screen tomorrow, I got laid off due to COVID and finally found the perfect job. Got the call the day after I last smoked (September 26th) so I haven't used since. I'm a bit on the heavier side (215lbs) but I'm down 15lbs on my weight loss journey! So I do eat healthy and exercise which plays a big factor in how much THC is in my body. I've been drinking a lot of water, green tea, and taking my vitamins everyday. I stopped my exercise routine last Saturday (10/10) since working out can release stored THC back into your system and cause you to test positive.

    From the start of this year to the beginning of September I was using a wax cart pretty heavily, like every other day after work and on my off days before I stopped. In August my friends and I went on vacation and smoked a lot, I also had like 8 homemade "brownies". I smoked a joint and a half early September and one bowl September 26th. So despite being kind of a heavy user I did have some downtime in September where I wasn't smoking and these past two-ish weeks as well. I'm going to go get an at home test and all the certo stuff today, I will update with my initial home test results and then HOPEFULLY a happy "I passed!" update in the future! Wish me luck

    EDIT #1: Took my first dollar store test at approx. 7:30PM and tested positive. Mixed one pack of certo with a lemon lime gatorade (which masked the taste really well) and am continuously drinking water, I've peed once so far. I've got a timer going for 2 hours and I will update with the results of the second test.

    EDIT #2: Tested for the second time about 2 hours and 10 minutes after consuming the certo, still tested positive.

    EDIT #3: So I realized that I hadn't ate much today, so I went and had a big dinner, drank some more water, and tested again 25 minutes later, lo and behold I PASSED! Two lines! I also learned that the width and intensity of the line means nothing, a faint line is still negative. Woo!

  2. I tested myself before actually getting tested. Last time I smoked my pen was yesterday and tested today and still came out positive. What did I do wrong? I followed your instructions besides the b3. Yeah I’m a pothead and some people claimed they tested negative even when smoking hours before the certo?

  3. I literally cannot thank you enough. I live in a state where it’s legal and I’ve been unemployed for so long bc of Covid and I FINALLY got a job and thanks to you I passed the drug test. I’m literally crying happy tears !!!! This method rlly works

  4. You don’t have too stop smoking while doing this method do you? And thanks a million for making this you might be saving me hella problems lol 😂 I have to go to court I will probably get but on probation tho all for a dui (not worth it) CALL A CAB 🚕 😂 lol

  5. So at my job they do random testing once a month. When you get to the office there will be a slip of paper on your desk showing when your test is. Sometimes you may have to go take it immediately and other times you may get a couple of hours before u take the test. They usually do it around the 14th of each month. My questions are what is the minimum amount of time you would have to wait before the certo is effective and if you drink a certo twice would that make u clear for 10 hours as opposed to 5 just in case they try and make me take the test later in the day (assuming I get pulled for testing.

  6. Miss smoking weed stop smoking weed for a week to pass a drug test this Monday this shit works though did it on my last job smoking 3 days before but I wanna be sure sure this time and went a week without smoking

  7. I smoked 4 days ago and generally was smoking a few times a day 150pounds 5'9 I did this method a bit differently from my original source and it didn't pop for weed. I drank maybe a little more 2liter the night before with 1 packet of fruit pectin. I woke up a hour early drank a second pack and half a 2 liter and a big cup of coffee to give my pee at least a little bit of color this i suspect wouldnt be ok to parole/probation but I think most employers probably arent looking for dilution unless its being sent to a lab. Then to the interview maybe 2 hours before I got to the drug test and passed. I got a wicked bad tummy ache but it worked for me.

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